Point of Clarification

Now, oftentimes my Mom will say that I am "picking" on Hilary or "being hard" on her. And Hilary will play innocent, and agree with Mom that she is the victim.

The running joke is that in fact Hilary instigates most of this, and in fact is worse than I am by a factor of 1000.

Consider last night's episode:

Conrad had food poisoning or something. Suffice to say, the train was running at all stations. Every tap was on. The exhaust system was on full bore. He was crapping and puking at the same time. At one point he puked into a plastic bag. Understandable, we have all been there.

Hilary then took the bag, and rubbed it on my leg and pillow. So, let's all remember that the next time we think I am "a little hard" on Hilary.

I of course, can also talk about the times Hilary has shown me a fully-loaded, Dinty-Moore special, 6 pound diaper as I sit on the phone during a teleconference.