145

So, I finally got my cholesterol checked. Now, considering I do not eat vegetables - at all - and have generally had a poor diet, I was a little nervous to say the least. I actually wondered if the blood would flow out, or ooze out like cold Dinty Moore stew gravy. But I figured at 39, it is finally time I got a peek under the hood.

Good News:
My overall cholesterol is 145. In fact, every number was in the "Optimal" range.

Bad News:
There is no bad news, I can continue to eat like a bear at a bottomless In and Out dumpster. In fact right, now I have a bowl of turkey fat and funyons warming up on the stove.