According to my poll, Hilary's cat Sushi has been selected to be thrown in a dumpster. Hilary called this morning, and said they have decided to boil her instead. I know a lot of you are thinking that is inhumane and torture, but Hilary said the only thing they don't eat are the bones, and even those are used as toothpicks and as bonsai-driftwood ornaments.
Also, you apparently are convinced I did light Pat's stupid little stove thing. Well guess what? I didn't light any of the gd pellets. Residual smoke smell alone would have stopped me from doing this. (I think, I didn't exactly plan out my capers.) The most likely suspect remains Jimmy Bullard. He always had a swarthy look about him.
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I have a new theory, one I can't believe we didn't arrive at after all these years. Let's just say he made you clean the pool a lot.
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